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Old 10-01-2006, 08:09 PM   #1
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Grannies On The Road

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This could be us in a few years.... or even now! Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!"



So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching he car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" the trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? "These women seem awfully shaken."





"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer.



We just got off Route 127."

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Old 10-01-2006, 08:15 PM   #2
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Thanks for the stomach ache!! That was hilarious!!!!
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:37 PM   #3
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - what a groaner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololol
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:34 PM   #4
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Excellent. Gave me a good chortle as I wade my way through some work.
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Old 10-01-2006, 11:19 PM   #5
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Oh lordy Marge,
you've done it again That was a knee slapper..Thanks you always make me smile

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Old 10-02-2006, 01:15 AM   #6
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Just the chuckle I needed this evening!!!!!!
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Old 10-02-2006, 10:02 PM   #7
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I'm a senior but NOT that senior...LOL
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Old 10-02-2006, 10:57 PM   #8
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Now that was funny Marge! I needed that I can just see them driving 127mph
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Old 10-03-2006, 12:08 AM   #9
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...and with the top down LOL
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lol Dove that was cute. Thank you
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