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Old 03-16-2008, 06:00 PM   #1
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Investment Tips

RETIREMENT INVESTMENT TIPS
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
>be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
>$49.00 left.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
>the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
>would have $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
>heavily and recycle.
> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Old 03-16-2008, 06:04 PM   #2
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This is called the 401-Keg Plan.



very good.
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Old 03-16-2008, 06:08 PM   #3
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Shounds good to meee. Wen dowee schtart?
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:10 PM   #4
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Good deal! I'm already on that plan!
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Old 03-16-2008, 09:08 PM   #5
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I love it!
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:04 PM   #6
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I sure wish I had the $$$ from all the beer cans I've emptied.
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Old 03-16-2008, 10:09 PM   #7
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I sure wish I had the $$$ from all the beer cans I've emptied.
Don't remind me...
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Old 03-17-2008, 01:40 AM   #8
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Wonderful idea makes better sence than some of our washington folks do
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:13 PM   #9
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I knew I should have been drinking all this time and not listening to doctors.
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:51 PM   #10
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That's some funny stuff right there. LOL
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