i've posted this before, but it's a holiday joke, so here goes:
at the end of his homily, a priest said "anything you experience in your life has been written about in the bible. look to it for answers to everything in your life."
after mass, a shy woman walked up to the priest, greeted him, and said, "father, i'm sorry to disagree with you, but i've never heard of anything in the bible about, well... you know. pms, the woman's problem."
the preist thought for a second, and with a smirk turned to the passage in the bible describing the christmas miracle.
"here it is" he replied.
reading aloud, "and mary rode joseph's a$$ all the way to bethlehem"...