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Old 07-28-2011, 01:40 PM   #1
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Men are not romantic!! Period!!!

Just wanted to share a joke I got from a friend a few minutes ago.

SMS between two lovers.

She says:
My love,
If you are sleeping send me your dreams...
If you are smiling send me your smile...
If you are crying send me your tears...


He says:
I'm on the toilet, what do I send?

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Old 07-28-2011, 01:44 PM   #2
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...at least he asked!
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:47 PM   #3
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sounds like dh!
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:55 AM   #5
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Old 07-29-2011, 03:17 AM   #6
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I'm so glad my hubby is the romantic type and I'm not the mushy type. Never have to worry about that text happening between us.
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Old 07-29-2011, 03:38 AM   #7
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Just wanted to share a joke I got from a friend a few minutes ago.

SMS between two lovers.

She says:
My love,
If you are sleeping send me your dreams...
If you are smiling send me your smile...
If you are crying send me your tears...


He says:
I'm on the toilet, what do I send?
I once received a lipstick impression of a kiss on paper.
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:55 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Snip 13
Just wanted to share a joke I got from a friend a few minutes ago.

SMS between two lovers.

She says:
My love,
If you are sleeping send me your dreams...
If you are smiling send me your smile...
If you are crying send me your tears...

He says:
I'm on the toilet, what do I send?
That's one if the funniest things I've seen all year!a LOL!!! Love it!!
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Old 07-29-2011, 04:35 PM   #9
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This is related:

DH was at a conference yesterday on the East coast, and called me from his cell phone. I kept saying, "What? What? You're breaking up, I can't hear you. Quit moving around so much!"

He said, "I'm in the bathroom, taking a ----."

TMI. So romantic.
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Old 07-30-2011, 12:42 AM   #10
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This is related:

DH was at a conference yesterday on the East coast, and called me from his cell phone. I kept saying, "What? What? You're breaking up, I can't hear you. Quit moving around so much!"

He said, "I'm in the bathroom, taking a ----."

TMI. So romantic.
I emailed the joke to Shrek...he accused me of having PooPoo VooDoo...since he had just come out of that room.
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