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Old 04-19-2013, 10:46 PM   #1151
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Have him turn around and see if you can find it...
I don't want to find it. I'm ok with losing it. For years I heard someone else say that they lost five pounds, and I said, "I found it, it is on my butt!" I'm not sure if anyone else has found the 16 pounds of butt I have lost, but I certainly don't want it back...or on his backside!
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:04 PM   #1152
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I don't want to find it. I'm ok with losing it. For years I heard someone else say that they lost five pounds, and I said, "I found it, it is on my butt!" I'm not sure if anyone else has found the 16 pounds of butt I have lost, but I certainly don't want it back...or on his backside!
LOL!! Maybe it came all the way up here to hang around me...I keep telling folks I sit too much at work and my butt is starting to look like my chair...wide and grey...
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:23 PM   #1153
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Here's a petty vent: all this talk about all of you show-offs with no butt. I have enough for all of us. Hubby did say that he thinks all 16 pounds have fallen off my butt.
Hey, try sitting on those hard wood or plastic chairs all day with no butt! Congrats on the 16 lb. butt fall, BTW!
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Old 04-20-2013, 02:22 AM   #1154
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Get the underwear with the butt pads and enjoy your $5 jeans!
I have never even heard of underwear like that
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Old 04-20-2013, 08:45 AM   #1155
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I have never even heard of underwear like that
I Googled pix for you. It hadn't occurred to me that they made it for men:



While I was looking at the Google image results for "padded bum underwear", I found a surprising picture, so I had to check out the site. It's at a touring motorcyclist site: Motorcycle Underwear Underwear to prevent "monkey butt".

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Old 04-22-2013, 09:01 AM   #1156
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Aargh! I'm fighting with my desktop computer. It's been acting wonky since the Windog update of 2013-04-09. Now there is a new update. I was going to uninstall the 9 April update, but I wonder if the new one will fix the issues with that. I guess I'll wait until Stirling is awake.

I don't need this headache during tax season.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:05 AM   #1157
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Podiatrist appointment this morning, someone got a hold of Shrek's debit card numbers and bought $650 worth of stuff and Shrek is having some severe floaters in his right eye which worries me. I hate Mondays...
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:10 AM   #1158
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Podiatrist appointment this morning, someone got a hold of Shrek's debit card numbers and bought $650 worth of stuff and Shrek is having some severe floaters in his right eye which worries me. I hate Mondays...
Oh no!

Some Mondays should just be sent back.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Shrek that those floaters are not serious. You are making him go to the doctor today aren't you?
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:13 AM   #1159
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Oh no!

Some Mondays should just be sent back.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Shrek that those floaters are not serious. You are making him go to the doctor today aren't you?
Yes, after the podiatrist and the bank he is off to the optometrist. We already got a stop on the Debit card, so now it's just paperwork, but the eye thing is pressing. Hopefully I'll be able to walk...
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:29 PM   #1160
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FWIW PF, I've had floaters in the eye for years. According to my doc they usually aren't any problem. Either you just get used to them and don't notice anymore or they get dissolved. Hopefully this is Shrek's case, fingers crossed.
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