Can't blame me. In over 14 years of living here I've never used the shower. With only two people in the house and two full-size bathrooms, we decided the happiest thing in the world would be a bathroom for Himself (the one off the master bedroom, with the shower stall) and I'd take the one with the tub. But all I do is shower in it.
I just like all the extra room.
Life is better this way. Himself always lets a family of ducks play in the sink whenever he uses it. The counter is
always wet all over. And then I lean against it and I'm wet all over. Life is good with His and Hers bathrooms.