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Old 01-05-2007, 03:06 AM   #1
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Redneck Chef

How do you know if you are a redneck chef?

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Old 01-05-2007, 03:25 AM   #2
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If your "Special of the Day" was tenderized on the road? What, what, it's late, give me a break. This is supposed to be a joke thread...right?
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:31 AM   #3
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if you have to ask, you are.
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:15 AM   #4
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If you've been been told, flat out, that might be a hint, but most of us don't take hints too well.
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Old 01-05-2007, 09:43 AM   #5
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You might be a redneck chef if you've ever used your Charcoal Grill indoors for any of the following reasons:

1. Mosquitos
2. Hurricane
3. 1960's Green Stove quit working
4. It heats the trailer better than the furnace
5. Because it does not fit in the car (DUH)


That's all I could come up with... :)
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:56 AM   #6
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YOu might be a redneck chef if you think that a wok is something that you take around the block.
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:07 PM   #7
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You might be a redneck chef if you find yourself asking "Yungry?" or "Djeet jet?". to your guests. You probably are one too if you understand what I wrote.

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Old 01-05-2007, 03:10 PM   #8
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You might be a redneck chef is you think a 7-course gourmet meal is a six-pack and a bowl of greeits.
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:55 PM   #9
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You might be a redneck chef is you think a 7-course gourmet meal is a six-pack and a bowl of greeits.
NICE!! That had me laughing out loud!
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:58 PM   #10
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ROTFLMAO!

I love this topic! The country boy rednick in me comes raring and ready! Seeing this topic makes me happy as a tornado in a trailer park!



JDP, I understood . . . . .

wasabi, that's a good one. It might be more true then you know . . . . . ?

Katie E, yer close, but IMHO, it'd be a six pack and a bucket o' fried chicken!

candelbc, I've used charcoal indoors. Granted the house had a built in indoor charcoal grill, but . . . . .

expatgirl, I guess I'm a somewhat sophisticated redneck chef since I know the difference between a wok and a walk.
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