erehweslefox: You could start saying Attans (18 devils) or Sjutton ( 17 devils), Nedrans ( means from below, people use it as drats) and then you can go for Satans helvete faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, the last one is only used when everything goes to hel.
Like this much, one of my faves is the russian к черту (K cherortu). Means to the devil, I think similar idea though I have but the one. This is often muttered under my breath at the bookstore when things Go Wrong.
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