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Old 10-14-2006, 12:18 PM   #1
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Thoughts for the day

Zen Sarcasm
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do
not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do notwalk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the
heck alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're
going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes
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That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double you r money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark
side,and it holds u
niverse together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you a aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Old 10-14-2006, 12:26 PM   #2
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I love it! Thanks pds!
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:34 PM   #3
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You're very welcome!
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:19 PM   #4
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Wow!

I can so relate to number 11 !
18`s about correct too :P

Thnx PD, that`s really made me smile! :)
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Old 10-14-2006, 01:27 PM   #5
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Smiles are good! Glad I helped you find one today!
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10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Helllllloooo Mr HB!
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:04 PM   #7
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Pd it is fabulous and thanks for sharing.
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Old 10-14-2006, 04:08 PM   #8
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16, 19 and 21 all seem related. Plus, doing or not doing any of them can result in 20.
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