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bowlingshirt

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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa ,
> taking her
> faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
>
> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,
> Cuddles
> discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard
> heading
> rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The
> old poodle
> thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on
> the ground
> close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
> back to
> the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old
> poodle
> exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if
> there are
> any more around here?'
>
> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a
> look of
> terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!',
> says the
> leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
> nearby
> tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
> for
> protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle
> sees him
> heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that
> something must
> be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
> beans and
> strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
>
> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
> 'Here,
> monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
> conniving
> canine!
>
> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
> back and
> thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the
> dog sits
> down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
> yet, and
> just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
>
> 'Where's that **** monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
> another
> leopard!
>
> Moral of this story....
>
> Don't mess with old farts... age and treachery will always overcome
> youth
> and skill! Bullpoop and brilliance only come with age and
> experience.
>

> I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just
> more
> youthfully challenged.
 
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