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diaperhood:
(informal) The period of time for which one wears a diaper as a child;
babyhood.
<https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/diaperhood>
Some of these wikiwords are silly, but I'm sticking with them...
Would it also apply to those late in life with *ahem* "issues"? I sure as heck see enough ads for those things on TV.