Follow this easy recipe (no one screws this up):
1: Get in your car and drive to Costco.
2: Buy Otis Spunkmeyer chocolate chip cookies by Nestle.
3: Pop them in the oven at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes.
4: Let cool for thirty minutes.
5: Tell everyone you made them from scratch.
Its the same recipe, sold by the hundreds in bulk at a conveniant low price.