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Old 08-27-2005, 02:04 PM   #1
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Another Texan joke

Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class.
"Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student.
"Sadness," the student replied.
"The opposite of depression?" he asked another student.
"Elation," the student replied.
"The opposite of woe?" the professor asked a young woman from Texas.
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddyup."


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Old 08-27-2005, 03:10 PM   #2
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Old 08-27-2005, 09:37 PM   #4
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That's really cute!

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Old 08-28-2005, 12:11 AM   #5
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Sending this one to friends that live in Winters TX.
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