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Old 09-26-2005, 05:06 PM   #1
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Blonde Joke (Hiya Crewsk!)

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.

The headline read, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."




"Wow!" she shouted. Then she turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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Old 09-26-2005, 05:32 PM   #2
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I love this one!
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Old 09-26-2005, 05:33 PM   #3
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Thats funny and i'm blonde!!
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:23 PM   #4
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Another blonde here laughing!!!
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:34 PM   #5
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Ok! You know how many blonds it takes to screw in a light bulb?






11..................1 to hold the light bulb and the other 10 to turn the house.
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:34 PM   #6
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How many is a brazilian anyway, is it more than a billion?? LOL!!
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Old 09-26-2005, 08:18 PM   #7
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How many is a brazilian anyway, is it more than a billion?? LOL!!
No silly it's a gazillion,
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Old 09-26-2005, 08:32 PM   #8
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another laugh from another blonde
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Old 09-26-2005, 08:34 PM   #9
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Blondes unite!

ummmmmm do you think there's a brazilian members at DC yet? lol.
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I'm so glad I'm a smart blonde!! Thanks mudbug!!
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