Alright guys! my husband is at work in the hospital,and i just recieved this joke from him via mail
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports to the bottom of the
>Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
>exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
>to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"