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Old 04-14-2005, 10:49 AM   #1
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BRIDGE(a joke)

Alright guys! my husband is at work in the hospital,and i just recieved this joke from him via mail ...


A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports to the bottom of the

>Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly


>exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me


>to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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This joke I understand well, Men are much easier to understand
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This joke I understand well, Men are much easier to understand
yeahhhhh righttttt!!!
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