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Old 04-02-2014, 01:15 PM   #5741
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This cracked me up:

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Old 04-02-2014, 02:41 PM   #5742
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This cracked me up:
My cat would never offer that. In fact I'm pretty sure he starts plotting my death every time I star talking about getting a new pet of any kind.
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:32 PM   #5743
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Shreddy wants/insists on cuddles on demand.

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Old 04-02-2014, 09:53 PM   #5744
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Same with Latté, when I want a cuddle she wanders off...when I'm busy or preoccupied is when she insists on being cuddled.
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Old 04-03-2014, 01:17 AM   #5745
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Not so funny, kinda sad, but it fits so many of us.
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Old 04-03-2014, 01:47 AM   #5746
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That was cute, in a sad sort of way. It's scary how much the singers sounded like Simon and Garfunkel.
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Old 04-03-2014, 07:55 AM   #5747
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Hee hee!
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Old 04-03-2014, 08:28 AM   #5748
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This is a little long - 2 minutes - but worth it.

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Old 04-03-2014, 08:29 AM   #5749
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