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Old 09-11-2005, 11:44 AM   #1
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Who are you?

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new

first

name:


a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first

half

of your new last name:


a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second

half

of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush'! s new name is:

Fluffy Chucklefanny.


And Bill Clinton's is: Boobie Frickenlips -- how

appropriate is that!!!!

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Im Sloopy Lickinface
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Old 09-11-2005, 12:09 PM   #3
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Dorky chicken dunkin - Is that an improvement?
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Ahhh What cute names! Perhaps this may help someone choose a name for their new born????
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Crusty Pottydunkin...........I think I like SizzlininIN much better.
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