The Body of a 30 Year Old
Woman of advanced age goes for her annual physical examination. She returns home and tells her husband that the doctor told her she has the body of a 30 year old woman. Her husband responds, "And what did he say about your big a--?" She replied quickly, "Your name never came up, dear."
If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart. - Arab proverb