Aw, I'm sorry to hear that you're returning yours, Lady.
But it's not just about fancy slices but rather ease of slicing. I make some dishes that requires a lot of jullienne so the Bron will come in very handy and save me quite a bit of time.
Mine was delivered on Saturday afternoon and sad to say, I have not had a chance to use it yet. I did read through the (small) manual and played around with it to get familiar. At this rate, I won't be able to use it until Saturday. DH wants homemade hash browns for breakfast.