texasgirl
Master Chef
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too!
Whe you're a girl bear, you birth your children {who are the size of walnut's} when you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that!
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that!
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!!
Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too!
Whe you're a girl bear, you birth your children {who are the size of walnut's} when you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that!
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that!
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!!