Americans are very funny! I had taken together the list of the sayings in my journal, and here are these from the bumperstickers and the conversations:
"Crazier than a bat in a henhouse."
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
To sneeze and to fart at the same time: "Snart."
"The more I see of people, the more I like my dog."
"If I keep eating like this, I'm going to be big enough to have my own zip code."
From the Target employee: "I never understood alcoholism until I started working here."
"The only fork in that family tree is the one on the dinner table."
These are so funny!
Your friend,
~Cat
"Crazier than a bat in a henhouse."
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
To sneeze and to fart at the same time: "Snart."
"The more I see of people, the more I like my dog."
"If I keep eating like this, I'm going to be big enough to have my own zip code."
From the Target employee: "I never understood alcoholism until I started working here."
"The only fork in that family tree is the one on the dinner table."
These are so funny!
Your friend,
~Cat