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[chefmaloney]

A couple of the nurses recognized Charlie from the mental hospital they used to work at.

 

[smoke king]

Considering he'd undergone a lobotomy, they found his improvement nothing short of miraculous!!

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Althought he psychosurgery seemed successful, the doctors and nurses had no idea why he was repeated singing the same song, over and over again, "Danke Shoen."

 

[jpmcgrew]

They did notice however that as long as Charlie was singing he did not have the nervous twitches and tics that he has suffered with his whole life.

 

[chefmaloney]

A more throrough investigation revealed that back in the early 90's he had fallen into a vat of unrefined balsamic vinegar and when they pulled him out he looked exactly like Wayne Newton.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

The doctors and nurses soon found themselves all singing Danke Shoen as the were examining Charlie.

 

[lifesaver]

and there sat poor ole charlie gazing at the nurses and thinking to himself "i wonder if these gals are all ok".

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Over the loud speaker in the emergency room, Charlie heard them call, "Dr. Newton to the emergency room, Dr. Wayne Newton to the emergency room STAT."

 

[lifesaver]

just then charlie jumped to his feet and began to dance around the room

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Charlie danced his heart out, doing the Mombo, the Hustle, a little Two Step and than he finished it off with a Hand Jive.

 

[lifesaver]

Roberta talked with the doctors and nurses and they decided that charlie was doing a lot better and that he should be released to go back home.

 

[pdswife]

Before picking up Charlie Roberta stopped at the local travel agancy and bought two tickets to France, thinking that a nice vacation would be good for both her and her and her beloved brother

 

[expatgirl]

a brother????? how boring is that..........jest kidding............really, I'm jest kidding.............

 

[lifesaver]

as Roberta and Charlie pulled in to the drideway of her brother (Daniel) Daniel came out the front door to see who it was and saw Roberta and Charlie and greeted them both with lots of hugs and kisses.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Roberta told Daniel about their impending trip to France and invited him to come along.

 

[lifesaver]

Daniel was all in agreement about the trip and the three of them ran into Daniel's house to help Daniel pack his things.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

As Roberta helped Daniel pack they realized that Charlie was way too quiet.

 

[lifesaver]

Charlie had gone into Daniel's kitchen and helped himself to the refrigerator and found a picher full of iced tea and got a glass full.

 

[pdswife]

To the ice tea he added half an ounce of sour cream and 2 tablespoons of sugar a concoction he'd heard about from the famous R. Rae.

 

[lifesaver]

Roberta just couldn't believe that Rachel Ray would give Charlie such a recipe so Daniel ran and picked up his telephone and emediately called the food network.