Did you just come in straight from Sulphur Springs? That's a good drive. Here's your tea. Cream, sugar, or ICE CUBES!!!!!
Not too long ago, I was in Quitman. Lovely place. Would you like any cinny buns, Pook made a good batch and I put some back for company.
Are you going to be staying for a while? Pook plays a lot of musical instruments; how about you?
I see a little glop on your shirt. Do you have cats too?
Oh dear, that phone has been ringing all morning, sorry. Make yourself at home and don't forget to take the tour of the B&B.