Once I had a neighbor, she said..it's christmas and I'm not driving to the store (we live in wisconsin and it snows and the roads are not easy with snow) and I know you grow garlic. Why should I buy it when you grow it.I don´t have to deal with it.
I just get a call from my neighbour saying:
" What are you cooking? Is there any for me?"
A pipe with a nice cherry vanilla tobacco works almost as well.
I need to break out my old Chacom.
Or maybe smoke some stinky bud. My favorite expression for the latter was from a dear but now deceased friend, "it smells like a skunk got run over by a Christmas tree."