Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know why? Because no one else in this house knows how to change a #(&#@($*& light bulb! They don't even know the bulb is burned out! They would sit in the dark for 3 DAYS before they figured it out!!!!
And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs even though they've been in the same kitchen cabinet for the past 7 years! But if they did by some miracle actually find them, two days later the chair they dragged to stand on to change the darn light bulb would still be in the same spot!! And underneath it would be the package the stupid #@*&#(*& light bulbs came in!
WHY? Because no one ever takes out the trash! It's a wonder that we haven't all suffocated from the piles of trash that are 12 feet deep throughout the entire house! It would take an Army to clean this @(*&#$(*# house!
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?