I went shopping for...but bought instead

[bglc32]

I went shopping for a harem bracelet but bought a copy of Elvis Presley in Harum Scarum instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I was going to buy the Elvis Presley movie, but I bought a hound dog instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for a hound dog but bought horehound candy instead.

Barbara

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to buy horehound candy, but I bought Slush Puppy instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a slush puppy and bought a hush puppy instead.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for a hush puppy and bought a poodle puppy instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for a poodle puppy but bought neon pom-poms instead.

Barbara

 

[bglc32]

I went shopping for neon pom-poms but bought some neon fish instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a neon fish and bought a can of tuna instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a can of tuna, but I bought a bag of Swedish Fish instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a bag of swedish fish and bought a swedish massage instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went looking for a swedish massage, but I bought stuff to make a recipe for swedish cabbage rolls, instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went looking for a recipie to make Swedish cabbage rolls, but instead I bought somme dinner rolls instead.

 

[LPBeier]

I went shopping for dinner rolls and bought a carpet roll instead.

 

[JustMeToo]

I went shopping for a carpet roll and bought a body bag instead.

 

[Barbara L]

I went shopping for a body bag but bought a tote-bag instead.

Barbara

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went shopping for a tote-bag, but I bought a bag of potatoes instead.

 

[LadyCook61]

I went shopping for a bag of potatoes but bought a bag of onions instead.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

I went to bag of onions, but I ordered french onion soup from a local, take-out place instead.

 

[bglc32]

I went to get some french onion soup from my favorite local, take-out place, but I bought some onion seeds and a plane ticket to France instead.