texasgirl
Master Chef
Martha's way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow
in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Maxine's way
Just suck the ice cream out of the
bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
Your probably lying down on the couch
with your feet up eating it anyway!
Marthas way
To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
Maxines way
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix,
keep in the pantry for up to a year.
Marthas way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring
the baking pan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won't be
any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxines way
Go to the bakery! They will even
decorate it for you!
Marthas way
If you accidentally over salt a dish while
still cooking, drop in a peeled potato
and it will absorb the excess salt for
an instant fix me up.
Maxines way:
If you over salt a dish while you are
cooking, that's too bad! Please recite
with me, the real woman's motto:
" I made it and you will eat it and I
don't care how bad it tastes
Marthas way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when
putting in refrigerator and it will keep
for weeks.
Maxines way
Celery??????
Never heard of it!!
Marthas way
Brush some beaten egg white over pie
crust before baking to yield a beautiful
glossy finish.
Maxines way
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions
do not include brushing egg whites
over the crust, so I don't!
Marthas way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it
in half and rub it on your forehead. The
throbbing will go away.
Maxines way
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill
and drink! What headache??
Marthas way
If you have a problem opening jars, try
using latex dishwashing gloves. They give
a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
easy.
Maxines way
Go ask the very cute neighbor if he
can open it for you!
Marthas way
Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces.
Maxines way
Leftover wine?????????????
HELLO!!!!!!
Stuff a miniature marshmallow
in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Maxine's way
Just suck the ice cream out of the
bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
Your probably lying down on the couch
with your feet up eating it anyway!
Marthas way
To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
Maxines way
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix,
keep in the pantry for up to a year.
Marthas way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring
the baking pan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won't be
any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxines way
Go to the bakery! They will even
decorate it for you!
Marthas way
If you accidentally over salt a dish while
still cooking, drop in a peeled potato
and it will absorb the excess salt for
an instant fix me up.
Maxines way:
If you over salt a dish while you are
cooking, that's too bad! Please recite
with me, the real woman's motto:
" I made it and you will eat it and I
don't care how bad it tastes
Marthas way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when
putting in refrigerator and it will keep
for weeks.
Maxines way
Celery??????
Never heard of it!!
Marthas way
Brush some beaten egg white over pie
crust before baking to yield a beautiful
glossy finish.
Maxines way
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions
do not include brushing egg whites
over the crust, so I don't!
Marthas way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it
in half and rub it on your forehead. The
throbbing will go away.
Maxines way
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill
and drink! What headache??
Marthas way
If you have a problem opening jars, try
using latex dishwashing gloves. They give
a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
easy.
Maxines way
Go ask the very cute neighbor if he
can open it for you!
Marthas way
Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces.
Maxines way
Leftover wine?????????????
HELLO!!!!!!
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