Welcome Dashus. What difference does it make if anyone is a moderator? We're all here to help out, so feel free to pose your question, unless you were thinking about getting naughty lol
As far as conch goes, I've had it a couple of times and loved it! Never had alligator.
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Welcome to DC!! Never had alligator but had crocodile a few times. Can be tough if not cooked well. It can also taste like chicken when boringly prepared. Go for the tail.