Dawgluver
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PrincessFiona60 said:A fly lands in a Scotman's ale...
Dang! I knew I'd heard that one before!
PrincessFiona60 said:A fly lands in a Scotman's ale...
very good.
ok ,the last one.
the band u2 is performing in glasgow at a benefit for starving children when the lights on stage go down to a spotlight on bono. he slowly begins to clap his hands. clap... clap... clap...
he says in a somber voice, "every time that i clapped my hands, a child in africa has died."
a voice in the front row calls out, "well stop clapping, ya evil bastard!"
buckytom said:very good.
ok ,the last one.
the band u2 is performing in glasgow at a benefit for starving children when the lights on stage go down to a spotlight on bono. he slowly begins to clap his hands. clap... clap... clap...
he says in a somber voice, "every time that i clapped my hands, a child in africa has died."
a voice in the front row calls out, "well stop clapping, ya evil bastard!"