When Mrs. T asked "What's for dinner?", I told her that we're having a Chinese - Italian fusion dinner. Stir fried veggies and chicken tenders, topped with a marinara sauce, served over fresh penne pasta. Salad on the side.
When I served it she used a presidential term and claimed it was "bulls**t", and there was nothing Chinese about it, and it was all Italian. I think the parmesan was a giveaway. I tried to make it sound impressive, but I guess I got caught. Anyway, in spite of the attempts of making it an exotic dish, it was still pretty tasty.