Did you know that Columbus had 4 ships? Only three, the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria made it to the new world. The fourth one fell off the edge of the earth, just like this thread is about to do.
I was just getting ready to say uncle on that last one, Sir Loin. How about backing up and pitching us another one? Or can you come up with an "irresponsible" song title yourself...