Today's Funny
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MrsLMB, love it. It reminded me of this one:
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
That one deserves a
taxy!
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Turnabout is fair play, "they" say. Well, when I saw this one I thought of MrsLMB!
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Turnabout is fair play, "they" say. Well, when I saw this one I thought of MrsLMB!
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Turnabout is fair play, "they" say. Well, when I saw this one I thought of MrsLMB!
Yeppers ... 'specially the free drinks !!!!
Zereh
Head Chef
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Zereh, what does it say under your name? The print is so light that I can't even make out one word. Is it a secret saying?
Addie - it says
We are fed by a food industry which pays no attention to health, and healed by a health industry that pays no attention to food - Wendell Berry
If you put your mouse over it and hold down the left button it will highlight it and you can read it then.
We are fed by a food industry which pays no attention to health, and healed by a health industry that pays no attention to food - Wendell Berry
If you put your mouse over it and hold down the left button it will highlight it and you can read it then.
Drinking & Driving
I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends
about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with
the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over
the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had
a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did
something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home.
Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as
I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or
what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
I would like to share a personal experience with my closest friends
about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with
the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over
the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had
a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did
something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home.
Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as
I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or
what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
My Wife Won't Like It
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
"Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while
and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think
my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons,
I thanked my hostess.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
"Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while
and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think
my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons,
I thanked my hostess.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said
ROFL
And the Russian lady and the Scot don't look nearly as fit as those soldiers.
And the Russian lady and the Scot don't look nearly as fit as those soldiers.
Thanks for the huge laugh out loud, Taxy! I needed that.
You too MrsLMB! Good ones!
You too MrsLMB! Good ones!
Dawgluver
Chef Extraordinaire
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Snicker, chuckle, giggle!!!
Good ones MrsLMB. That's quite the odd position for a cat.
