My Wife Won't Like It
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
"Are you okay, what's your name?"
"Its Jack and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while
and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think
my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons,
I thanked my hostess.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile: "She won't know anything.
By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said