> TWO NUNS
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> There were two nuns... One of them was known as
>Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical
>(SL).
>
> It is getting dark and they are still far away
>from the convent.
>
> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following
>us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
>minutes at the most! What can we do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
>walk faster.
>
> SM: It's not working.
>
> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the
>only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
>
> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will
>reach us in one minute.
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> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You
>go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
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> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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> Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
>worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
>
> Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
> Tell me what happened!
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
>couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
>
> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to
>run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
> SM: And?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached
>me.
>
> SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my
>dress up.
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> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down
>his pants.
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> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her
>dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .
>
> And for those of you who thought it would be
>dirty...
>
> .
> I'll pray for you!
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>
>
> There were two nuns... One of them was known as
>Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical
>(SL).
>
> It is getting dark and they are still far away
>from the convent.
>
> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following
>us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>
> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
>minutes at the most! What can we do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
>walk faster.
>
> SM: It's not working.
>
> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the
>only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
>
> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will
>reach us in one minute.
>
> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You
>go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
>
> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>
>
>
> Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
>worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
>
> Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
> Tell me what happened!
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
>couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
>
> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to
>run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
> SM: And?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached
>me.
>
> SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my
>dress up.
>
> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down
>his pants.
>
>
>
> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her
>dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .
>
> And for those of you who thought it would be
>dirty...
>
> .
> I'll pray for you!