Darn--there is a silly rule about transporting chickens across the US-Canada border. Myrtle was all excited about getting a custom-made coat and girl talk!
Why did the chicken cross the border?
Darn--there is a silly rule about transporting chickens across the US-Canada border. Myrtle was all excited about getting a custom-made coat and girl talk!
I truly care about my patients and it is so aggravating to be around people who don't. We have one therapist who is constantly complaining about herself (she is tired, aggravated about something or another.. stomping around... then we have a nurse who practically snaps your head off if you speak to her.) Those are just two examples but they make me want to tell them to go find another job. Everyone has bad days but these people are with us for a purpose and they are relying on us! (Maybe this should be in the venting thread!)
I was hanging out at the nurses station one day, waiting to check the medication records, when one of our new (very confused) patients came up to the desk. She was foaming at the mouth and I was alarmed. She said, "It's kinda tangy!" Turns out she was chewing her denture tablets...we took the box out of her room. I am not laughing, I am NOT laughing...
me either they also like theraputty, especially the green kind that glows in the dark.. in your teeth...
I have to go around to different areas of the hospital during my pain clinic days. Our group room is at the end of the hall by outpatient psychiatry, with the assessment unit and wards at the other end of the hall, behind "locked" glass doors.It's things like that, that keep me going back. I don't want to miss a thing.
I have to go around to different areas of the hospital during my pain clinic days. Our group room is at the end of the hall by outpatient psychiatry, with the assessment unit and wards at the other end of the hall, behind "locked" glass doors.
There is this little elderly lady that I often see just standing by the doors looking out. One of my classmates started laughing and discretely pointing ahead. Here was the woman with a pair of underwear on her head and a sign in childish chicken scratch...."please help me there are crazy people here"!
Since I once got laughingly chided for posting here in more than one sentence, I will say that I had a great day because I passed my six month check up with flying colors.
PrincessFiona60 said:Yay!!!!!
PrincessFiona60 said:I was hanging out at the nurses station one day, waiting to check the medication records, when one of our new (very confused) patients came up to the desk. She was foaming at the mouth and I was alarmed. She said, "It's kinda tangy!" Turns out she was chewing her denture tablets...we took the box out of her room. I am not laughing, I am NOT laughing...
Oh yes you are and so am I in fact I'm rolling on the floor alreadyI was hanging out at the nurses station one day, waiting to check the medication records, when one of our new (very confused) patients came up to the desk. She was foaming at the mouth and I was alarmed. She said, "It's kinda tangy!" Turns out she was chewing her denture tablets...we took the box out of her room. I am not laughing, I am NOT laughing...
I AM laughing! Oh wow. Remember Fizzies? Might be a good time to reintroduce them.
Oh yes you are and so am I in fact I'm rolling on the floor already
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I'm sorry TL, but I was reading my facebook where one of our "kids" had her baby and then I read this with you saying you "delivered one" and I was about to put in the wrong conversation "was it a boy or girl?"Working on tax returns and delivered one.
+5 Excellent, Addie!Since I once got laughingly chided for posting here in more than one sentence, I will say that I had a great day because I passed my six month check up with flying colors.