Man claims to own 'world's oldest' McDonald's hamburger. Here's why it looks (almost)

[kleenex]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/man-keeps-20-yearold-mcdonalds-burger-171833067.html

20 years old is not that old right

 

[Andy M.]

...and there was a 40 year-old Twinkie for dessert.

 

[roadfix]

....and everyone freaks out over eating a day old, left at room temp, rice.... LOL