Answer a question with a question!

[Half Baked]

Would you believe that I have a 16yo sheltie who is blind and I am his guide 'person'?

 

[pdswife]

Why wouldn't I believe it?

 

[TATTRAT]

I am buying a pyhton tommorow! Think I should tell the misses before she comes in town in 2 weeks?

 

[Half Baked]

Is it a Ball Python?


(they just stay wherever you place them)

 

[TATTRAT]

Yeppers, and I love it! I have a friend that breeds them. You think it is a good idea?

 

[pdswife]

Does your misses like snakes??

 

[TATTRAT]

not at all, think it will be a problem?

 

[pdswife]

Don't you think that if she loves you she'll let you have a pet??

 

[vagriller]

won't that be quite a suprise?

 

[Half Baked]

Did you know that a Ball Python (we named ours Monty Python ) will stay on skis or a tree or hanging in a closet until you go move him?


<it's how I kept my mom out of my room when I was a teenager >

 

[pdswife]

Do you feed him mice?

 

[TATTRAT]

I think I will, but they will have to small. I should be allowed to have a pet, did you know that is what I wanted to hear?

 

[vagriller]

have you ever eaten snake?

 

[Half Baked]

I've had rattlesnake but have you ever eaten alligator?

 

[vagriller]

I've had gator, have you had antelope?

 

[TATTRAT]

antelope is good eating, ever had bear?

 

[vagriller]

only in sausage, ever had moose?

 

[pdswife]

Does moose taste like the elk my dad used to give us?

 

[vagriller]

sort of, did you like elk?

 

[Half Baked]

Do you know how to get antelope sauce out of a silk dress?