Cookbooks you'll never see!

[Katie H]

I loooooooooove Justin Wilson. I haven't seen his show in ages...

'cause he's assumed room temperature. He be dead, dead, deadski! Pretty much bad for ratings and audience participation.

 

[VeraBlue]

awwwwwwww...well, thanks for the update!

 

[TATTRAT]

'cause he's assumed room temperature. He be dead, dead, deadski! Pretty much bad for ratings and audience participation.

WOW! that's about as suttle as a fart in a space suite!

 

[Katie H]

Pork MY Way by Kermit the Frog

 

[corazon]

You all are cracking me up!!!

Picture it! Ms. DeLaurentiis making Tacos. Ouch! My eyes. My eyes! (What would grandpa say!)

The french toilet - Thomas Keller
Yes! Soup for you - The Soup Nazi from Seinfeld
børk! børk! børk! - The Swedish Chef from the Muppets

 

[tobiasknight]

Pork, the Other White Meat by Miss Piggy

I'd also think:
Pork, the Other White Meat by Kermit the Frog

 

[tobiasknight]

Kriken Good Stingray - Steve Irwin



What... too soon?

 

[RMS]

101 Ways to Serve Stingray- by Terri Irwin
as a follow up to her ever popular:
101 Ways to serve Crocodile

365, 30 minute meals that don't contain Smoked Paprika- Rachael Ray

I loved Steve!!!!!

 

[Anne]

Cook Your Way to a Man's Heart -- Condoleeza Rice

Cook Quicker with Liquor -- George Bush

Alcohol-Free Recipes -- Ted Kennedy

Cooking Can Save Your Marriage -- Liz Taylor

Gargantuan Meals Guaranteed to Sate You -- Nicole Ritchie

Forget the Blessing! Let's Eat! -- Rev. Billy Graham

AND ........ (Drum roll, please) .........................

THE AMERICAN MEAL :
Planning and Executing to the Smallest Detail​

by​

Donald Rumsfeld​

 

[vagriller]

Amish Tex-Mex Favorites - by Jacob Hernandez

 

[middie]

How to Make The Perfect Ceaser Dressing by Mark Anthony

 

[goboenomo]

The Perfect Diet for your Underweight Child.

 

[Snoop Puss]

Know-Nos in the Kitchen - Donald Rumsfeld
Cooking the Books - E.N. Ron
Beef Cake and Brawn - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Crumbs and Croutons - Sylvester Stale One

 

[Buck]

GENIUS,Snoop.
High fives!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buck

 

[Chief Longwind Of The North]

Sweet Meats by Hannibal Lecter

Wasabi! Are you sure you don't have some "Goodweed Blood" in you? You could help write the villain in one of my Fantasy or SF novels.

How 'bout, The Great Canadian Crawdad Cookbook.

Emeril's guide to Humble Pie

Gourmet Recipes from Sault Ste. Marie Restaurants

Boiling Water for Chemists

A Thousand Ways to use Potted Meat, by Giada deLaurentis

Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

 

[RMS]

Creative Ways to Use Leftovers by Mary Shelley

Jerky Treats by Vladimir Dracula

 

[Snoop Puss]

On the theme of the Windows for Dummies type books:

Potatoe Dishes for Dummies - Dan Quayle

 

[Katie H]

Crumbs and Croutons - Sylvester Stale One[/quote]

Bloomin' brilliant!!

 

[vagriller]

30 Minute Meals - by Martha Stewart
Thanksgiving Dinner the Hard Way - by Rachel Ray

 

[RMS]

Meals for the Man in your Life by Rosie O'Donnell