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Old 06-21-2005, 10:19 PM   #6011
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Okay, last joke for the evening:

Giddy Up
One day a man ran into an old friend and asked him if he was still dating the same girl. "No" Replied the friend. "She wasn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Just the other day she decided to ride a horse for the first time. Without any instruction she hopped on and took off at full gallop. Everything was fine for a minute until she started losing her grip and began sliding down the side of the horse. She started grasping desperately at the reigns and the horse's mane. The horse kept it's pace up as she bounced up and down on the ground with the horse's hooves pounding away inches from her head. The horse might have killed her!!... Thank God for that alert Wal-mart greeter who ran over and unplugged the thing..."
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:21 PM   #6012
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lol their... sounds like idiot's cousin
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:26 PM   #6013
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Sorry, but one more for all of the married people with mothers in law:

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told her husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:31 PM   #6014
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roflmao. have to tell that one to my dad !
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:31 PM   #6015
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HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!! GOOD ONES THEIR!! i CAN HANDLE EM' THEY DONT CALL ME THE HEAT FOR NOTHIN' !! Im very good at Kick Boxing. And, i think they just wanna flirt with all us girls!! Sushi does need to get in here just in case you know!! We could always point at him and say "Sorry were with him" HAHAHAHHA
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:33 PM   #6016
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he's the one who asked me to come in here and help him !!!!
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:36 PM   #6017
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Well, I have to go practice. See you all later! Keep this place under control.
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:39 PM   #6018
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see you later their have fun.
heat get that guy off of the
chandalier please !
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:45 PM   #6019
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*serving bacon crabs garlic thingies* Thier Those jokes are FANTATIC!!!!!!!!! You have made my day!!! Now help us get these guys outta here. If I hear another Led Zeppelin song in the next few days Im gonna PUKE! Arrrrrggghhhh. And someone get the windows open. It smells like an ashtray in here! Wheres Jkath?
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Old 06-21-2005, 10:46 PM   #6020
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Awwwwwwwwww Middie dont go. But if you DO... thanks for your help!
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