haven't been here for a long time... but I came right in time to bring Phil some coffee and a nice strongbow! *goingupfor1200*
LiGruess cara ~~~ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Must be the delivery truck. *walking over to shipping area*
All there is a SUITCASE?
*opening up suitcase*
MIDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the %&*# ()*)*@#!!!!!!!! ARGH! You should have #)*&#* and #$**&*#$!!!!
Dear GOD! Lets goto room 1 and get you streched out and give you a nice warm bath!
DARN YOU PHIL COLLINS!!!!!
He found me out Sush. I don't know who told him but someone did :o(.
Bath sounds great. Take me up please. Since I'm even shorter than I am to begin with stairs and elevator buttons are a huge challenge now. Oh hey maybe I should get that bath in a sink ?
Location: I live in the Heartland of the United States - Western Kentucky
(Walking down hallway running into Sushi and Middie.) Middie, you're all...wrinkled. I mean really wrinkled. And short!! What happened to you? The last we heard from you was an email with something about Phil Collins. What'd he do; give you some magic elixir that made you shrink like Alice in Wonderland?
You poor dear. What can we do? You look like you could use some pampering.
"As a girl I had zero interest in the stove." - Julia Child
This is real inspiration. Look what Julia became!