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Old 03-09-2012, 03:41 AM   #1
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Old 03-09-2012, 12:05 PM   #3
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This is how I make friends--people I can trust.
A. they like monty python
B. they drink coffee
C. they like to cook, especially new things they've never tried before.
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This is how I make friends--people I can trust.
A. they like monty python
B. they drink coffee
C. they like to cook, especially new things they've never tried before.
I think we could be buddies.
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I think we could be buddies.
Rockbaby--haha, we can...I'll consider you one of my best buds.
and D. they are Canadian (since I am now Canadian since the law changed)
any combination of A. B. C. and D.
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:06 PM   #6
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those are funny but the funnest one is the fat man that explodes in the restaurant, after taking "just one more bite" i think python fans are all just a bit nuts.
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This is how I make friends--people I can trust.
A. they like monty python
B. they drink coffee
C. they like to cook, especially new things they've never tried before.
Sisters separated at birth...and I'm 250 miles south of Canada.

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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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Sisters separated at birth...and I'm 250 miles south of Canada.

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I don't have a dead parrot, I have half a dead cow though.
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Billy Connelly describing the Colonoscopy Prep...that's the funniest sketch ever. It's even funnier if you've gone through it.
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I don't have a dead parrot, I have half a dead cow though.
Half a dead cow works...he's just resting.
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Bolas, I love these clips you give us. They are hilarious. I always try to have at least one good laugh a day. Thank you.
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Thank you for my laughs for the day. A great way to start the day.
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Thanks for reminding me about that Billy Connelly skit. I've seen it before, but I still laughed so hard, that the tears steamed my glasses. This may not be safe for work, depends on where you work.

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I have to take my glasses off or it's like trying to see underwater. It's funnier now that I've been through what he describes.
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