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Old 05-19-2008, 08:25 PM   #1
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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

This is funny. At least I thought so, but, it doesn't take much for me.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
































The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?





























Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animal attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




























Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



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Old 05-19-2008, 08:37 PM   #2
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:03 PM   #3
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i just can't help it!!
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Old 05-19-2008, 09:09 PM   #4
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Reminds me of an old Groucho Marx line, "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:01 PM   #5
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This freakin hysterical. DW tried to firgure out some complex mess about the letters for giraffe and the letters for fridge being similar... LOL....
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I HAVE to take this to work....my coworkers will not get it...most won't laugh either...
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This freakin hysterical. DW tried to firgure out some complex mess about the letters for giraffe and the letters for fridge being similar... LOL....
Know what? Now you have done it...
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Old 05-19-2008, 10:08 PM   #8
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Good show. I loved it. Thanks.
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:54 AM   #9
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Great, BTW how do you tell if there is an elephant in your refridgerator?








.....footprints in the butter.
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:33 AM   #10
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I am shaking my head in dejected shame. I have seen this group of riddles before and couldn't remember or figure out the answers to any of them except for which animal isn't in attendance. And I have a substantial IQ. Just goes to show you that a high IQ doesn't mean you can think outside the box, or in the fridge. I'm so sad. And so this is a very, very special, and heartfelt raspberry for you.

Seeeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North

P.S. Keep up the good work.
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