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Old 04-19-2013, 06:59 PM   #4651
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I bought a pair of jeans yesterday. They have nice deep front pockets. They have real back pockets. They are traditional rise. They have a bit of spandex, so they are quite comfortable. So, what am I venting about? Muffin top and my bum seems even flatter. Gonna have to do some exercising when tax season is over.
I would return the jeans!
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:01 PM   #4652
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:09 PM   #4653
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I would return the jeans!
It's not the fault of the jeans. It's just that they fit well enough that I notice the flattish bum. Heck, I've been trying to find jeans with decent pockets for a couple of years. I don't think this store takes returns. The jeans were $5!
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:17 PM   #4654
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It's not the fault of the jeans. It's just that they fit well enough that I notice the flattish bum. Heck, I've been trying to find jeans with decent pockets for a couple of years. I don't think this store takes returns. The jeans were $5!
Get the underwear with the butt pads and enjoy your $5 jeans!
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:41 PM   #4655
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Get the underwear with the butt pads and enjoy your $5 jeans!
Nah, can't be bothered to spend $$ on that kind of underwear. I really do need to exercise. I know that leg lifts and that exercise where you sit on the floor with your legs stretched out in front of you and then you "walk" forward and backward, work for firming up/enhancing ones bum.
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:49 PM   #4656
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Nah, can't be bothered to spend $$ on that kind of underwear. I really do need to exercise. I know that leg lifts and that exercise where you sit on the floor with your legs stretched out in front of you and then you "walk" forward and backward, work for firming up/enhancing ones bum.
I wouldn't know, having never had a bum! Will take your word for it!
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:51 PM   #4657
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I wouldn't know, having never had a bum! Will take your word for it!
I used to have a bit of a bum. I think it's gotten flabby and droopy.
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:30 PM   #4658
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I have a huge bum...sits in the chair over there...at least 200 lbs worth.

As for my rear-end, there's a bit too much and still working on it.
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Old 04-19-2013, 09:38 PM   #4660
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Here's a petty vent: all this talk about all of you show-offs with no butt. I have enough for all of us. Hubby did say that he thinks all 16 pounds have fallen off my butt.
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