Quotes

[Aunt Bea]

"Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave."


Quentin Crisp

 

[taxlady]

Albert Einstein, “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?”

 

[Addie]

Albert Einstein, “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?”

We had a boss whose secretary said that to him. He was not amused. He always had only one paper on his desk at any time. It would be the one he was working on. He didn't even have an In/Out tray on his desk.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Albert Einstein, “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?”

It's time to go home for the day. My desk starts out empty, I cover it with the days work, when it's empty again, I go home. Alternately, I start out with 4 pens in my pocket, when they are gone, I go home.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

At the center of religion is love. I love you and I forgive
you. I am like you and you are like me. I love all people. I love the
world. I love creating. Everything in our life should be based on love.

--Ray Bradbury

 

[Aunt Bea]

"Work is making a living out of being bored."

Karl Lagerfeld

 

[buckytom]

while on vacation this summer, i bought a t shirt that reads "let's eat kids. let's eat, kids. punctuation saves lives".

 

[Mad Cook]

Albert Einstein, “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?”

When I worked in the office at the gas company I had my desk tidy and well organised so that I only had to put my hand out to get any information I needed regularly. We got a new office manager who was an obsessive empty desk freak. I found a little sign that said

A woman with a tidy kitchen ain't doin' much cookin'

He got the point and let me arrange my desk as I required it.

 

[Mad Cook]

while on vacation this summer, i bought a t shirt that reads "let's eat kids. let's eat, kids. punctuation saves lives".

Wish I'd had one of those when I was teaching English!

 

[Mad Cook]

"A horse can lend its rider the speed and strength he or she lacks, but the rider who is wise remembers it is no more than a loan". ~Pam Brown

Wise words for anyone who aspires to ride or own a horse or pony. Sadly, many people ignore this wisdom.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

--Lily Tomlin

 

[PrincessFiona60]

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

Ray Bradbury

 

[taxlady]

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

Ray Bradbury

Unfortunately, our prime minister is one of them.

 

[JoAnn L.]

Always look on the bright side of life.~ Monty Python

 

[taxlady]

Always look on the bright side of life.~ Monty Python

Well, now that I have that ear worm, I will try to inflict it on the rest of the folks here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Wx230gYJw

 

[PrincessFiona60]

I bet I get in trouble singing it out loud at work later...thanks a lot!

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.

Frederick Douglass

 

[PrincessFiona60]

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that.

Bob Newhart

 

[forty_caliber]

I have the body of a God. Unfortunately it's Budda. ~Unknown

.40

 

[Zhizara]

Thanks, .40. You gave me a true laugh out lour moment! I appreciate that. Welcome back. i missed you.