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Old 07-20-2011, 01:35 AM   #11
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i've heard foot long hot dogs vave been banned there for reason of envy.
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Old 07-20-2011, 02:24 AM   #12
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Tom mate I can only comment about the Camp we visit, in Camp Schmalz we are only allowed to buy Franks when the mohel is working the check outs as he is the only person allowed to use a tin opener.
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Old 07-20-2011, 02:35 AM   #13
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rofl!!!

i'm guessing tins of batchelor beans or mushy peas aren't popular that week.
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Old 07-20-2011, 02:52 AM   #14
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Sometimes you can even have on a shirt (pajama shirt) and still hurt yourself. Not too long ago, I was boiling some water to use for a snack before bed. When I was pouring the water, some of it ran down the outside of the measuring cup and spilled on my stomach.... OUCH!! Of course, I was born clumsy.
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:06 AM   #15
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Sometimes you can even have on a shirt (pajama shirt) and still hurt yourself. Not too long ago, I was boiling some water to use for a snack before bed. When I was pouring the water, some of it ran down the outside of the measuring cup and spilled on my stomach.... OUCH!! Of course, I was born clumsy.
Oh dear I am so sorry, did this unfortunate accident give rise to your forum name.
NB this pun only works if you are a male VB
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:11 AM   #16
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rofl!!!

i'm guessing tins of batchelor beans or mushy peas aren't popular that week.
No we are allowed those emetics when the son of that fantastic French Flatulist Joseph Pujol is on rest room duties.
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I don't cook with my clothes off, I'm skinny enough. Take a layer off and you might not find me..lol!
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rofl

I love the responses to this!

Of course, I didn't laugh at those with similar stories. Sorry to those who've gotten hurt!

Bolas, be careful not to lean on anything in that freezer section. Wouldn't want anything getting stuck!
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