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Old 02-23-2011, 01:40 PM   #1
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Text Code for Seniors

Text Code for Seniors Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you.....

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing.... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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Old 02-24-2011, 01:10 AM   #2
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Not funny.

Well, sort of.

Who is Lawrence Welk?
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Old 02-24-2011, 01:19 AM   #3
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not funny.

Well, sort of.

Who is lawrence welk?

rofl... Cgu
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Not funny.

Well, sort of.

Who is Lawrence Welk?

If you have to ask, you're just not a senior. Most of us seniors got them all! I'm surprised you didn't get Lawrence Welk. I run into reruns of his old show all the time.
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