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Old 08-03-2011, 11:40 AM   #1
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The Generous Granny

A dying granny tells her granddaughter... "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750 in cash.". The granddaughter, about to be rich, says ..."oh my granny! You are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?". With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook".


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Old 08-03-2011, 11:44 AM   #2
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:51 PM   #3
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Ha! Crack me up!
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Old 08-03-2011, 04:37 PM   #4
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That is just so wrong. Farmville is just so wrong.
Just because something has a duck bill doesn't mean it's a platypus. It might just be a duck.
Roger Miller: You can't roller skate in a buffalo heard, but you can be happy if you've a mind to.
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Old 08-03-2011, 05:19 PM   #5
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That is hilarious! Yikes, I have to go harvest my spinach and feed my sheep!

I hope you don't mind if I steal this joke for my FB page!
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Old 08-03-2011, 07:04 PM   #6
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I stole it too!!
I just haven't been the same
since that house fell on my sister.
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Old 08-04-2011, 10:54 AM   #7
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Oh My, that is the biggest belly laugh I have had in ages! Thanks, Lifesaver!

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