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Old 07-30-2006, 10:48 AM   #1
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Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


I would like the salad plate," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.


I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"



{Your going to love this!!!}










The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!


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Old 07-30-2006, 12:08 PM   #2
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Thanks for the Sunday giggle. That was too cute.
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Old 07-30-2006, 12:12 PM   #3
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Who was the designated pigger??? Read that you liked your new job-------congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-30-2006, 01:02 PM   #4
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Priceless Texas

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Old 07-30-2006, 06:53 PM   #5
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I thought it was cute too!! My boys for some reason, just looked at me like I had lost my mind. I swear, no imagination at all. LOL
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Old 07-30-2006, 07:56 PM   #6
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wee wee wee, I mean lol lol lol
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Old 07-30-2006, 08:16 PM   #7
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ROFL! Thanks!!
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Old 07-30-2006, 10:59 PM   #8
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Lol. Cute texas.
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Old 07-30-2006, 11:27 PM   #9
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Good one!
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Best laugh of the day so far! Thanks!
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