Computer Stupities

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Computer Stupidities

• Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
• Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
• Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."
• Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."
• Tech Support: "Ok, we're going to check your modem settings. First thing we need to do is make sure all programs are closed."
• Customer: "How do I know if everything is closed?"
• Me: "Make sure all windows are closed."
• Customer: "But...I'm in the basement. I don't have any windows here."
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• Tech Support: "Ma'am, double click once more for me."
The consultant hears the two clicks again.
• Tech Support: "Ma'am, are you hitting your screen with your mouse?"

• Tech Support: "Ok, now right click."
• Customer: "Which one's that?"
• Tech Support: "On right side off mouse."
• Customer: "I'm left handed."
• Tech Support: "Ok, well, look at the mouse and click whichever button you normally don't click on."
• Customer: "That's the left for me."
• Tech Support: "Ok, click that."
• Customer: "With which hand?"


• Tech Support: "Please right-click on the icon."
• Customer: "But I'm left handed."


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