One day a redneck walked into a store. He walked up to the counter and said to the attendant may I please have a spicy redneck sausage? The attendant replied "oh are you redneck?" You know, I kind of resent that, said the man. If I had asked for an Italian sausage would you have asked me if I was Italian? No sir said the attendant. Well then why did you ask if I was a redneck? Because sir, this is a hardware store.