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Old 09-07-2012, 10:59 PM   #1711
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Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
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Old 09-08-2012, 05:55 AM   #1712
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:32 AM   #1713
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:54 AM   #1714
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+2 I also will just throw something on the floor if it is not breakable when it keeps going there. If that is where it wants to be, I will help it.

"Okay, you want to be on the floor, then here you go. Now stay there!"
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+2 I also will just throw something on the floor if it is not breakable when it keeps going there. If that is where it wants to be, I will help it.

"Okay, you want to be on the floor, then here you go. Now stay there!"
And then it jumps back to where it belongs and says, "Oh yeah?!"
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Old 09-08-2012, 09:48 AM   #1716
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And then it jumps back to where it belongs and says, "Oh yeah?!"
My second good laugh for the day. Thank you. You have me laughing so hard.
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And then it jumps back to where it belongs and says, "Oh yeah?!"
I just hate those "strong willed" objects. :D
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